Look at that thing bend!

Everyone wonders "how the fuck are we going to get him in the ambulance?"

Since I never talked to women in bars the only way Jon could be my wingman was in an ambulance.

The drugs feel SO good.

I am just chillin' while getting wrapped up by the medics.

I guess we just toss him up!

Ali, that's fine, just take another picture, you heartless bitch.

I am quite the filthy fucker.